GO TO HELL

Hi Im jon, I hate squirrels!! They are evil mother fuckers who should be wiped off the face of this shity earth! "Isnt that the weirdest word? squirrel!"-jess. They are little shits who look fake! They are too cute for ANYONES own good! They look like doofuses! They used to tease my little cat who got ran over by a car who was probably trying to kill a god damn squirrel! Now they tease my Dog! she is a super hero! Lucy WITH luck they call her! and the little bastards think they can push her around! but they can't!

I HATE JESS, she doesnt care this is my site. She's a demanding freak! AND SHE SMELLS! She owns my wife though, Kenya. Kenya is her dog. Kenya looks dead sexy in jess's glasses. But jess wants to marry me and her dog.....but jess is weird. she should know that kenya is my little ball of sex fluff and she should not try to break up the special bond we share. This proves she is a demanding freak
you know I love u jess

Crazy Jewish words: vushtuncuna- rotten
punum- facial expression
kindalak- child
gufilta fish- a type of food
shlamliel- jerk/bum
yenta- gossip
shlamizal- weirdo
shmagegi- ass
shnitzal- knot as in back pain
ibacablibanablintzes- left over bean
pastry (may also refer to horrible,
debilitating disease)
APOLOGY TO ANY MISS-SPELLINGS/MISS
INTERPRITATIONS or any offence.

Courtesy of my crazy jewish friend Cassandra
JEWISH PRIDE!
"Viva La Espana!"- cassandra lol

Lucy is my dog. She is a super hero. She has a partner in crime solving. His name is the white blur. The both of them try to stop the evil Nemo. He isnt much of a threat to society. He is my friend Jenny In dog form.